That'll Get Infected

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This Storyline Quest has multiple parts.
The previous quest in the sequence was: Arms & Answers
The next quest in the sequence is: Hold Fast


Objectives

Dialog

Part 1

  • Lucious Aldin: All right! I'm ready!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's do this thing!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's light this candle!
  • Lucious Aldin: Come on now, whip open your inventory and activate this Oracle, <playername>!
  • Lucious Aldin: Let's see what this puppy can do.
  • Lucious Aldin: If it doesn't perform, we can always eat it.
  • Lucious Aldin: It's going to be so good with a little Hollandaise.
  • Lucious Aldin: Techsmith 314! Make us the ritual sauce immediately!

Part 2

  • Lucious Aldin: Yes! Except for the bit about the vice-grip on 314's face, it worked perfectly!
  • Techsmith 314: This is totally going to get infected, sir.
  • Lucious Aldin: And how! But before the Oracle's Soul Nullifiers snake into yur spinal column to work their wicked magic, we'll need to get the bastard well and truly activated.
  • Techsmith 314: Lovely, sir. Just lovely.
  • Techsmith 314: Tell me, does that process involve smashing my knees or maybe poking the old crotch with something sharp?
  • Lucious Aldin: Of course not! We just need to submerge you in the Cauldron of Eternal Happiness.
  • Techsmith 314: Oh! Grand... You'll forgive me if I remain skeptical, sir.
  • Techsmith 314: Coming from you that sounds like another name for 'spike hole.'
  • Lucious Aldin: Of course not, Silly Boy With Monkey-like Demon Attached To Face.
  • Lucious Aldin: Trust your master!
  • Lucious Aldin: Lucious fails no one he doesn't inadvertently kill.
  • Techsmith 314: Come again?
  • Lucious Aldin: We'll ferry you to the cauldron, dunk you right quick, trigger the Oracle to release it's tremendous vault of knowledge, and be home in time for supper.
  • Lucious Aldin: Then all the wisdom of Demonkind will spill forth, or out, or in, or somewhere.
  • Lucious Aldin: It should be quite spectacular.
  • Lucious Aldin: There is a problem, though...
  • Lucious Aldin: The cauldron is housed withn the mysterious realm of Chocolate Park and is guarded by the ever vigilant Wall of Frosting.
  • Lucious Aldin: Well then! Shall we be off?

Part 3

  • Lucious Aldin: Here we are then.
  • Techsmith 314: Excuse me, sir, but I thought you said it was a Cauldron of Eternal Happiness? This is a bloody large pit of fire.
  • Lucious Aldin: What? No, it's not. Maybe you're thinking of something else, eh?
  • Lucious Aldin: This is clearly the Caudron of Eternal Happiness. I'm quite sure.
  • Techsmith 314: First, it's the only thing in the area.
  • Techsmith 314: Second, I'm pretty sure it's a bloody large pit of fire given that it's quite clearly pit-like and contains an astonishing amount of flame!
  • Lucious Aldin: Right then... Be a good chap and use your head to see what's at the bottom.
  • Techsmith 314: Oh my! Thank you sir! I cherish the opportunity.
  • Techsmith 314: Alas, I just reluctantly decline.
  • Techsmith 314: Really, me and the old shrieking demon monkey are getting along rather well these days, sir.
  • Techsmith 314: I honestly don't even feel him raping my face with evil anymore.
  • Techsmith 314: The relationship has become quite symbiotic, I assure you.
  • Techsmith 314: Best I've ever had, actually!
  • Lucious Aldin: It'll be even better when you dunk your head into these waves of searing happiness!
  • Lucious Aldin: That'll trigger the cascade of scorching knowledge.
  • Lucious Aldin: The merger between you two will then complete, at which point The Oracle should fuse to your brain.
  • Lucious Aldin: Don't be afraid, it's simple math

    Block of cheese plus tortillas plus heat equals melted goodness and the key to discovering Truth.

  • Lucious Aldin: Substitute your brain and The Oracle where appropriate.
  • Techsmith 314: Right. I'm going to go ahead and run for my life now.
  • Techsmith 314: I'll see you all in a bit, okay?
  • Lucious Aldin: Ooo-ee! This is just like when we play 'Musical Banana' back at Charing Cross!
  • Lucious Aldin: After him, <playername>!