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-Awakening, Mizor yawned, said "players 8" and walked over to the handy dandy waypoint the Rogues had in their camp.  That was one of the great conveniences to this place, maybe he should try to get the other Werebears to make some of them back home.  Sure beats walking everywhere, he wasn't as fast on his feet as the little Werewolves, funny-looking as they are.  Of course, the werewolves always say the werebears are funny-looking; huge towering lummoxes tottering along on itty bitty legs, they say.  But they don't say it up close.  Anyway, with a blue flash and a single unearthly note, Mizor, Paige, a spirit wolf (Mizor called it Wolf) and the Oak Sage appeared on the Cold Plains.  He'd explored everything there last night, but more evil creatures had come back; Paige said they did that every night.
-Fighting their way through the ever-present fences, Mizor and company made their way to a large stony field, full of more monsters.  There was a lot more fighting, bashing, smashing, and stomping of tiny demons and corrupted Rogues, before they came to a quintet of standing stones.
-Mizor: "Whrrrflloo." (These stones are common where I am from.)
-Paige: "Huh?  Did you try to say something?"
-Mizor: "Hwaaoder!" (Hey, Wolf smells something over there.)
-Paige: "I smell something over here.  Maybe you should stop wearing those old skins?"
-It was one of the little demons, spitting lightning and saying "Rakanishu!" every time Wolf bit him.  This might be dangerous, so Mizor joined in the battle, while Paige busied herself with some other demons.  The fight was short but painful; Wolf died, and Mizor was half bald and smelled even worse than before.
-Mizor: "Aaaawaaahroo!"
-Paige: "Maybe you should try Rogaine.  Thanks for getting rid of the skins, by the way."
-Mizor summoned another wolf.  He called it Wolf.  There didn't seem to be any point in getting attached to them.  After entirely too much fighting, they came to a cliff.  This was surprising, out here on the plains and fields, even if it was only a little cliff to Mizor's eyes, but the important thing about the cliff was a cave.  The cave led to a long, dark, underground tunnel that emerged in dark woods.  Of course, these weren't real woods... not like the ones back home.  But on a trip back to town, Akara told him about a certain special tree he should look for.
-Akara: "It is clear we are facing a great evil.  We must seek the council of Deckard Cain immediately."
-Mizor: "Rrrr?"
-Akara: "He lives in Tristram, hundreds of miles from here, but there is a portal we can use.  Find a circle of five stones, then find a special tree.  Take the bark from the tree, bring it to me for translation, and touch the stones of the circle in the order I give you."
-Mizor: (Looks forlornly at the waypoint.)
-Akara: "I fear Tristram does not have a waypoint.  Do not worry, many of our Rogue sisters went to Tristram to battle Diablo there, when he first reappeared in the world."
-Paige: "Just a moment, please, wise Akara.  When our sisters were traveling to Tristram, why did you not open this portal for them?"
-Akara: "I felt there was no great need for haste."
-Paige: "But a great evil was coming back into the world!  Would that not call for haste?"
-Akara: "Well... the portal's enchantments are old, and using it might have been dangerous."
-Mizor: "Aaahrrrriiow!"
-Paige: "Bearbutt is wondering why you think it will be safe now."
-Kashya: "You can understand him?"
-Paige: "You figure it out after a while."
-Akara: "No, but our choices are few and the danger is great.  You must do this.  And Paige, no one is to refer to our friend as 'Bearbutt'."
-Mizor: (Looks extremely dubious, but returns to the stony fields.)
-Kashya: "I don't know why you think Bearbutt can do it."
-Akara: "Though he is funny-looking, has itty bitty legs, and suffers from a speech impediment, he is our only hope."
-Kashya: "You forgot the smell."
-Akara: "I have been trying to forget it since he came into our camp."
-Like a good bear, Mizor returned to the stones, touched them, and went through the sparkly red portal that appeared.  Tristram was a burning mess, full of nasty surprises, including a named Skeleton warrior and the fattest zombie Mizor had ever seen standing right next together.  They made for a long fight; Mizor went out of bear form twice before he managed to knock the fat one down for good.  The only living inhabitant of the town was an old guy, hanging in a cage; why was he spared, of all of these people?  A mystery to ponder another time; the old man made his own portal, and left.  Another mystery to ponder - if he could do that, why was he sitting in that cage?
-The old man, Deckard Cain, turned out to be fairly useful.  He was full of all kinds of facts on magical items, and made himself very useful explaining their properties.  He also identified the demon who was occupying the monastery - Andariel, the maiden of anguish, poisoner of hearts.  And, as a final reward for his good deed, the Great Bear blessed Mizor with a gift from the heavens.  Right on his head, too.  When he regained consciousness, Mizor found he had a new axe, a bigger, faster, more magical axe than his old axe - the broad axe Goreshovel.  Thus armed, Mizor went to sleep again.  He'd had a long day.

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