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-Having cleaned out the sewers below Lut Gholein, Mizor turned his attention to the surface outside the gates.  What a barren, inhospitable land this was.  How did the people get enough food to support them here?  There didn't seem to be that many fish for sale in the market.  As usual, there wasn't much time to think about it; a group of strange creatures scampered out of the rocky wastes, and leapt high in the air to attack.  They were very annoying opponents, not hitting hard enough to really hurt, but they leapt and bounced and rolled away from blows with great speed.
-After the last of the leapers bit the sandy dust, vultures came circling overhead.  That would not have been alarming, but these vultures had four legs, and hands.  They flew high enough that Paige doubted she could hit one unless they came lower, which they did in a steep dive.  When they landed, they took no interest in the dead leapers, but attacked Mizor and his friends; live prey seemed to appeal to them.  While dealing with them, a group of cat people walked up, and started lobbing poisonous potions.  It was turning out to be quite a party, and they'd hardly gotten out of the gates.
-Moving through the flat valley between the low hills of the desert, Mizor found great heat, very little water (which looked black and undrinkable), and bugs.  Bugs were everywhere, scorpions, sand fleas, flies, chiggers, mosquitoes, every bug that stung or bit or itched or flew into the eyes, hovering over the occasional mercenary corpse, crawling amid the spiny plants, descending in clouds with every demon vulture that dove down... poor Mizor just couldn't stand it after a while.  Even that pool of black, stagnant water had to be better than being eaten alive... so he dove in.  Then ran screaming back to town.  Paige found him in the tavern.
-Mizor: "Waauuughh."  (Tips mug of ale over his whole nose.)
-Geglash: "I hear ya, I can't stand them demons either.  Say... aren't ya supposed to be an elephant?  And pink?"
-Mizor: "Rubrrum." (Sunburn.) (Rubs his poor red nose.)
-Geglash: "Yeah, Lorcia's Red Rum is to die for!  I can't always afford it.  I don't suppose a rich guy like you could help a buddy out... ?"
-Mizor: "Snooorf." (Drops gold on bar.  A bottle appears.)
-Atma: (To Paige.) "He just came in.  He must need help with all those leeches."
-Paige: "How expensive is salt here?"
-Atma: "It doesn't matter.  Perhaps one of my hairbrushes would help as well."
-After Mizor's beer bath (which did him a tiny bit of good) they went out to a small tomb not far from the city gates.  After stomping through the tomb for a while, Mizor noticed he wasn't itching any more.  He couldn't understand it, until after a fight with a walking mummy named Feeping Creature.  Or Creeping Feature.  Something.  Anyway, after they die, the lesser mummies break open in a cloud of rotten corpse gas.  Mizor just held his breath... but the bugs didn't know to, and after a few mummies, they were all dead.  The living dead have their charms after all.
-Moving beyond the low wastes, Mizor led his merry band into some dry hills.  The cat people were thick here, and a huge set of tombs lay buried beyond a single entrance.  Not only were there skeletons and the lesser mummies, but also big mummies like Radamant, but with animal skulls and a huge sickle of bone in place of one hand.  They didn't have to die to unleash corpse gas, they could breathe it out.  You know, these things could actually be useful!  Just get one back to town and rent it out for fumigation, Elzix's whole inn could sure use it.  Drag the monster into someone's living room, let it do its thing...
-Mizor didn't realize he'd been giggling until Paige asked him what was funny.  Imagine, a Werebear giggling.  And plotting to use the living dead!  No doubt some mad entrepreneur of a Necromancer would try it, if any of them ever thought of it.  He sure wasn't going to tell one, they didn't need any encouragement.  At the bottom of the tombs, there was a special chamber with no burials, just a fancy chest containing an even fancier box.  It was a strange box, which opened completely without obvious hinges, and had a big button on one side.
-Cain said it was a Horadric Cube, and he had quite a treasure there, it would change things into other things, like three chips of gemstone into a larger, better quality gem.  Mizor looked at the huge pile of shiny rocks he'd been collecting (they were pretty) and immediately understood.  There was a lot more room in his war chest after that.

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