Oarf

Oarf is a merchant that can be found in Holborn Station. He sells low level weapons, armor and other items.

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Years of intense education eventually improved Oarf's motto of "Smash. Glubbity-glub" to the more useful, "Sell. Glubbity-glub."

Calderan believes true contentment to be the lack of aspiration and the absence of a worldview. If that's the case, Oarf is now the glubbity-glub happiest of all London's survivors.