SenSitiveSkin

Diablo II Notation Basic Class Skill Item Ally Quest Area Monster Tale [1] [2] Headline text Your choice: A full set of Sigon's or a Tal's Fugly Mask (with or without an Ort) All you have to do is guess what level my n00d Dagger Barb, SenSitiveSkin, dies at. He is only allowed to carry a dagger and wear Circlets, Ammy, Rings and a Belt. And he is NoTwink. No Merc. His planned build is 13 NR/6 WarCry/20 BO/20 Zerk. I will play him, soloing all quests in order, no cheese until he dies. I need a break from AviSendha before she enters Hell. He is already 13 and has arrived at the Outer Cloister WP. (Killed the Countess at 12 in a 3 person game :P ) If you guess the level and the mode of death, I'll award both prizes and let you name my next character. Headline text SenSitiveSkin reporting in :D Never try shaving with a Kris. It's too wiggly! I have nicks and cuts all over my sensitive skin. Don't even ask me about my legs!!! You'd think that point in Iron Skin woulda helped. Stoopid skill :( I am currently level 20 and Duriel was taught to fear the power of n00dness, although the Summoner was tougher. Only four more levels till I stop showering. I think Kurast will be a lot better for my skin than that hot, dry desert. A little more humid, but I gotta watch those mosquitos. I hear they are big here. :blink: For those of you interested in my Stats and Gear... S: 30 D: 45 (48) V: 95 E: 15 Life: 373 Resists: 0/0/10/7 Damage: 20-34 with main weapon Helm: none, still looking for a circlet to imbue Ammy: +20 Mana (helps with taunting, howling and battlecry) Ring: Replenishes +4 Ring: +3 Min Damage Belt: Replenishes +4 Weapon: Socketed Kris with a +3 Min Jewel and a +5 Max Jewel (6-18) 10% ED +32 AR Weapon Switch: Kris with charges of Weaken Lvl 1 Charms: LR 10% +1 Max Dam +1 Max Dam/ 6 PD over 3 secs 6 PD over 3 secs +3 Dex 1-2 Fire Dam PR 7% Headline text Hmmm, SenSitiveSkin very happy to get out of Kurast. They crazy there! First they have these little guys, they don't look like much but they hurt big :( SenSitive spend all his days and nights wandering in the jungle, drinking potions all the time. SenSitive horking so much, he gets sore throat, and always having to repair dumb belt. Then SenSitive finds happier place. He poking lots with his poker! Then SenSitive finds Ruined Temple place. It bad place. SenSitive pokes lots of things there and they poking back lots too. Little voice in SenSitive's head keeps saying 'Careful! Careful Sen!!'. Voice sounds a lot like Texson. Bad voices. SenSitive not hear voices since SenSitive stop taking Acutane. Nice book drops in the scary dark place and SenSitive also finds a nice Circlet. He goes back to see Charsi. Charsi say she likes Barbarians but Charsi is a liar girl. Maybe SenSitive no marry her anymore. Circlet has 20% Faster Cast Rate. And +1 mana per kill. And 55% extra gold. It bad Circlet and costs a lot to repair. Even more than stupid belt. SenSitive going to sell it back to Charsi after SenSitive takes a dump on it. Ormus nicer. He give SenSitive a 16% FR, 26% LR ring that really helps SenSitive with sparkly monsters. SenSitive going to wear ring forever and ever, but SenSitive no want to marry Ormus. SenSitive went and killed a bad Angel named Izuzu or Suzuki or Eczema or something like that so now SenSitive has 13 skill points that are being unused. SenSitive really wants to put more points into Horking potions but hasn't yet. SenSitive drinks so much potions that SenSitive has to pee every ten minutes. Has learned to pee and repair belt at the same time. Drinking lots is supposed to be good for your skin but SenSitiveSkin's skin is still so sensitive. All the fires in the River of Flame have started me itching too. SenSitive very sad because SenSitive has to be in this bad place for 6 more levels till SenSitive can go into Chaos Sanctuary. Then SenSitive can go home. Girl named Anya there that makes good lotions. She nicer than that damn Charsi liar girl. Headline text SenSitiveSkin having a break. He tired. So tired that feet hurt more than skin. Even head hurt more more than skin and SenSitive never have hurt in head before. Just echoes. SenSitive tell story now. Beer done. SenSitive finally home in Harrogath. SenSitive tired of his vacation. Glad to get away from bad liar Charsi girl. Happy to say goodbye to Fara girl. Sort of sad to say goodbye to Asheara's snake. SenSitive have skin like snake. He like snakes. Girl in Panagopolous Fortress not nice. She always take SenSitive's pizza order and write it in air. Then she say she lose it. She should write on ground like SenSitive but she probably pee sitting down. I happy to come home and see Anya girl, but she not here. SenSitive kinda sad. Like stomach ache in chest. SenSitive kill big red Dog so SenSitive can come see Anya girl and show Larzuk new tatoo. But Anya somewhere not here. ... whut, you want to hear about big red Dog? He not nice. He shoot big red lightning at SenSitive and crispy him with fire. He worse than SenSitive's dermatologist. That is a bad place. Next time SenSitive visit there, he bring bigger poky thing. SenSitive happy before going into Sankchooary. Somebody named Snata give SenSitive about 40 big purple drinks. SenSitive already made and horked about 20 of his own so now SenSitive have 102. He decide he gonna sing bad songs at Doggie to hurt his ears but it take too long and SenSitive throat get sore. Big red Dog say he tired of SenSitive singing 'How much is that Doggie in the Window?' He say SenSitive sing a girl and looks like a sissy. SenSitive start to cry more and then he gets real crazy mad and starts to poke Dog like a crazy Barb. That work better and Doggie go to sleep. Lvl 30 and Diablo is done. The CS was not very tough as most of my damage was from 2 perfect rubies in my kris and a snowy (6-30 cold damage) circlet I gambled. My original plan was to use my point in WarCry and cast 9 cries and rejuv, repeat till done. But it wasn't any fun and D wasn't damaging me much, so I switched to Berserk. I was gifted my Secret Santa present by Wu just before I went down and it was the biggest pile of Full Rejuvs I ever saw in my life, lol :D Never used any until D and then I went through about 3 heavy belt fulls. My damage with Normal Attack is 44-127 and is mostly elemental. 601 Life (919 with BO) Resists are 32/30/44/39 Looking forward to Act5 and I am still in shock that he is still alive. Keep those bets coming. :) Headline text Hardy Har ;) :D SenSitiveSkin have really thick skin when it comes to jokes because SenSitive grew up dumb and ugly. Him always butt of jokes. SenSitive liking being home in Harrogath but SenSitive has to go outside too much. Too many monsters breathing cold on SenSitive. Brrrrrrrr.... me must put some clothes on.... NOT! :D SenSitive just find and rescue his girlfriend. Pretty Anya girl. SenSitive no like SnowMen. They keep stunning SenSitive and SenSitive have to fight one at a time. SenSitive rescue other Barbs from cages too and gets a Tal rune. SenSitive gonna make a HitPower belt as soon as me gets a Sapphire. Then when monsters hurt SenSitive, me gets blue balls... er... I mean me gets blue ball filled up. Yeah that's right. SenSitive remembers this is a family show. Next thing SenSitive gonna do is kill that skinny pasty man. Me heard gossip that he gonna be trouble for SenSitive. SenSitive go practice Yodelling now... Headline text Sorry, it has been so long since my last entry... I didn't play much over the Holidays :) Yodel-odel-ey-ee-hoo-Hwahhhh! SenSitive good yodeller. SenSitive may put silly little poker thing away and bust eardrums instead. SenSitive thought he good singer but monsters no think so. They just cover poor bleeding monster ears and say 'Oh no! Please SenSitive, stop singing'. SenSitive no care. He InSenSitve about bad monsters. SenSitive have more problems with skin. He starting to get lots of scars. SenSitive go down into Nihlatahk temple place and kill monsters. Then he kill them again, and again, and again. SenSitive head hurt. He poke monster dead and then monster get up. They keep coming up like bad clams SenSitive eat in Kurast. So SenSitive turn them into potions instead. Then they stay dead. But SenSitive no like drinking monster juice. Who thought this one up anyways? Me calls it Hork-a-Cola. One of those monsters even blew up in SenSitive face. That okay. Burn whiskers off and SenSitive no has to shave tomorrow. Even drops a poky Kris with 3 holes. Maybe SenSitive make 'Malice'. Me don't know. Think about it later. Kill monsters now. Big bad bull men with big axes meet SenSitive in temple place. They smell worse than SenSitive. SenSitive wish he had big axe like bull people instead of little poky thing. SenSitive get very jealous and kill all bull men, even sparkly boss of bull men. Hwahhhh! Hruwhhhh!!! SenSitive like to Taunt evrybody, he call them bad names, he tell them their mothers dress them funny. He tells them funny things about there secret places. It so funny. Then monsters run up to SenSitive and me sing them a song. Then lots of poking. Hruwhhhh!!! Then SenSitive turns all monsters into Hork-a-Cola. It works okay. 'C'mon baby... whole lotta poking going on'. Then SenSitive finds pasty skinny Necromancer. Me looking for him cuz pretty Anya-girlfriend say 'Oh please go kill bad man, SenSitive'. Me say okay and here me is. Bad man has lots of monsters with him and they like to blow up in SenSitive face. Me thought it would hurt but it don't. SenSitive make lots of Taunting and lots of Hork-a-Cola and then bad thing happen. Bad skinny pasty man start Taunting SenSitive. Who taught him that?! Him say Anya-girlfriend likes to kiss all the guys. He call her 'flipskirt' and SenSitive know what that mean. He say she think SenSitive big dumb smelly guy and that she would rather kiss a Werebear. SenSitive get so mad that SenSitive run up to pasty man and start to go berserk. SenSitive see lots of explosions... and that VERY BAD THING... and then SenSitive STOMP pasty skinny man into the muck. Then SenSitive happy. SenSitive go back to town and talk to Anya. She say she reward SenSitive and SenSitive all excited. Then she say she write words on SenSitive's belt. SenSitive very sad. Me hoping for skirt flipping. Hmmm... maybe me go back and give liar Charsi girl one more chance... SenSitive no have time to mope around. They tell SenSitive he need to go up mountain and kill all the old people. Then they tell SenSitive that old people deaf and SenSitive can't sing. Then they tell SenSitive that SenSitive can't put up smelly Grim Ward or come to town and that they hit very hard. SenSitive not so happy then. He thinks old people should stay home and play cards and not be big fighters. Sigh... That okay, everybody say, because they no think SenSitive will even find them. Lots of bull people on the way. SenSitive says he knows how to walk up mountain and kill bull people and find old people. And he does. SenSitive have big fight with old people and everybody right. They very hard. SenSitive drink 6 big bottles of purple Hork-a-Cola and goes Berserk till they all poked out. Then SenSitive finds WorldStone2 WP. Him tired and takes a break. Him level 35 now and going for Baal next. Hruwhhhhh!!! Headline text Ick, major death scare!!!! I was going for Baal about 2 minutes ago and I had separated and killed 4 of Lister's pack. The other fights were a joke. :) I had Lister 1/2 dead and was cruising to victory, if you call getting smacked around like a mole in a game of whack-a-mole victory, when LISTER STOPS HITTING ME!!!! OMG. I cast a TP and nothing! I leave the game and thankfully I am not dead. I would have hated to die to lag for gosh sake :( Anyhoo, I'm too rattled to try again today. I'll see about tomorrow morning if time works out. No more lag, please God, no more lag! Headline text SenSitive doing a quick report :) Me is level 36, having gained that level by killing Baal and company :D That right, SenSitive is now Destroyer SenSitiveSkin :rolleyes: I will be staying with him for one more level as I rolled a crafted Hit Power belt with 8% vulpine, +27 mana and 27% LR. It has a level req of 37 :( I was having big mana issues at the end of Normal trying to ease into Berserk full time. My normal attack had about a 50% to hit the regular Act 5 monsters. I'm hoping the vulpine will let me fuel my Zerking in NM. Plus I should be max LR in NM right off the bat. Still using a 2 PRuby Kris, a Snowy Circlet, a +20 mana ammy, and resist ring (one of them rare (Ormus)). My belt is a +4 life replenish 3 row belt that I was too lazy to replace. I am hoping to find a 3 socket Cinquedaras for Malice in NM but I have a 3 socket Kris that I may fill with the next elemental damage PGems I make. So, one more level and off to NM. :D I'll probably die in the FootHills tomorrow morning ;) Headline text SenSitiveSkin feeling kind of strange. Him looking around and everything look the same. Me think me be here before but head hurts and SenSitive can’t remember. Strange familiar music in SenSitive head. SenSitive think him having Deejay Vu. Maybe SenSitive having a Nightmare… SenSitive meet beautiful girl named Charsi. SenSitive think he see her before. Beautiful Charsi girl say she like Barbarians. That make SenSitive very happy. SenSitive very happy that Anya girlfriend back home in Harrogath very far away or SenSitive get pummelling. SenSitive skin still very sensitive. SenSitive can still no wear armor. Only gold like circlets, rings and amulets. Can’t even wear quilted armor because it 50% polyester. SenSitive can also wear belt although it chafe so bad that SenSitive want to scratch and scratch. But people look at SenSitive when he scratch and close windows and hide children and lock up daughters so SenSitive not like to scratch in public. Me wish that someone would teach SenSitive how to Find Lotion instead of potion. Hruhhh!!! Then SenSitive maybe not so itchy. SenSitive go out of camp to get some grass to use for wiping sensitive bum and place full of zombies and poky rat things. SenSitive poke them and then little rat things start poking SenSitive back. SenSitive get mad. Hrrrawaahhhh!!! SenSitive like this place. He stomp little rat things and pull out all their quills. Rats much better than grass. Old lady Akara say there place of great evil here among rat things and zombies. SenSitive go find this place and find lots of demons. SenSitive still feel weird like he done all this before. SenSitive no care. SenSitive used to head doing weird things. Him sing songs at bad monsters and they all stand around listening while SenSitive poke them. Hrawahhhahhh!!! SenSitive go back to town and Old lady Akara teach SenSitive to sing a little better. Still no Find Lotion. Maybe in 1.10… Why SenSitive say that? Best thing is belt SenSitive wearing. Every time SenSitive get hurt he gets the blues. And getting the blues makes SenSitive sing more and more. And let him poke like Berserker. Very fast, very hard. Him always have the blues now and never runs out. SenSitive really need to find sharper poker now. Hwuhhhh!!! Maybe Charsi girl will make SenSitive a nice poker. She do say she like Barbarians…. Headline text Hruwwhhnhhh! SenSitive been busy barbarian. He so busy, he just say a few quick words. Hrawarraawhhh!!! Andariel is all poked out. SenSitive no find a white Circlet so Charsi still no able to prove her love for SenSitive. SenSitive has very close brush with death in Arcane Sanctuary. First arm SenSitive walk up have Boss Goat and Boss Spectre. No place to run. Lots of poking and most of it on SenSitive. Hraawwwhhhh!!! No like. Need a band-aid. SenSitive have another close brush with death in Tal Rasha's Tomb. More dumb Spectres and Boss Mummies. Duriel is all poked out. SenSitive only drink 3 purples and maybe not need any except SenSitive no take any reds. Silly SenSitive. Sszarkk is all poked out. SenSitive have squishy Eyeball and Alkor have his dumb Bird. SenSitive very tired. But SenSitive find his good poker in Countess Tower. Hrrrraaawhhh!!! It Yellow Rondel with 101% ED and +121 AR. It do 22-55 damage and SenSitive like poking with it. SenSitive also find 1-101 Lightning Damage Blue Circlet and all things good. Life ball still does beautiful yo-yo dance all the time. SenSitive is getting very worried. Him have hard time in Desert. SenSitive no think he make it through Jungle. Maybe SenSitive go back to Normal and get to level 43 so SenSitive can go shopping for Echoing Daggers and maybe nice Cruel Cinquedaras. SenSitive also happy that LR is 73 and FR is 49 in NM and that good thing. SenSitive tired and go sleepy now. Headline text SenSitive having rotten time. Skin is so sensitive, nothing works. Even pooping hurts. SenSitive ask Alkor to help but him only say 'Golden Bird makes a good Life Potion but only Silver Bullet make Preparation H. Can I get you a Slurpee?'. SenSitive no find Silver Bullet anywheres. And SenSitive out of Quilly Rats. SenSitive kind of schizophrenic last little while. Him level 38 and in Act3 Nightmare and little voices say 'Be Normal Sen!'. Him be Normal till level 43 thinking SenSitive shop Cruel and Echoing pokers. Then other voice say 'Foolish Sen! Must be 48 to shop for 43 and then says meaning of life, universe and everything is 42'. Number hurt SenSitive head. SenSitive having bad trip, him say 'Yo Foo Foo' and go back to Nightmare. But SenSitive have nice white circlet for all his troubles. Him go see nice Charsi girl and show her circlet. CHARSI IS BIG DAMN LIAR GIRL!!! She give SenSitive a +1 Sorceress Circlet with various other forms of crud stuck to it. She not like Barbarian, she not like Sorceress, she not like anybody. Me think she mean. SenSitive go to Atma's bar and drink large tankards of 'Forget Damn Liar Charsi Girl(tm)'. Then SenSitive ask Atma if she still a widow and SenSitive get big slap on SenSitive face. Women!!! Hrawarrraahhhhh!!! So SenSitive say 'Today good day to die!' and SenSitive go out into Jungle. Too many mosquitos. SenSitive get all WPs and quests up to Lower Kurast and SenSitive still not dead. Damn! Maybe tomorrow be better day to die. Headline text Sorry to disappoint, but SenSitive made it through the Ruined Temple, the Council, the run down to Meph (no lucky dolls). He survived killing Bremm and killing Wyamm but skipped on Maffer as I went right instead of left. Alas, even Meph was taught to get the 'point' of n00dity :) The point of SenSitive's Rondel, that is :) So, I am now at what I consider the halfway point of his possible adventures. I may go back to Normal to hit 48 before I start Act 4. I've decide to post his current gear as I've had a few questions about what the boy is packing :) Prismatic Circlet +20% All Resistances (gambled after the second Charsi imbue fiasco. I have a 14% Resist All jewel that may go in here unless I can gamble something better (or Charsi does a nice thing for a change with my Hell imbue)) SenSitiveSkin's Demon Harness Heavy Belt 5% Chance to cast Lvl 4 Frost Nova on being struck +1 Str FR 5% LR 27% Attacker takes damage of 11 8% of damage goes to Mana (crafted with Hit Power recipe and personalized) Entropy Clasp Amulet 9% FCR +16 Mana Regen Mana 8% Resist all +9% Damage Reduced by 3 15% MF +1 Warcries (Crafted with Caster recipe) Raven Spiral Ring Lvl 1 Dim Vision charges (never used) +68 AR +1 Str FR 10% Posion Length reduced by 25% (found) Entropy Turn Ring +1 Max Damage +20 AR FR 16% LR 22% (Normal Ormus quest ring) Plague Impaler Rondel (Rare Jewel) 24-55 Damage 101% ED +2 Min Damage +1 Max Damage +121 AR 1-7 Lightning Damage 4% Mana Leech +7 Energy PR 30% 9% MF Charmage PR 7% PR 7% PR 6% PR 7% CR 4% CR 5% LR 10% LR 9% FR 4%/ 1-3 Lightning damage +14 AR/ 11 Life +119 AR 5% Faster Run His Resists are approx 75/50/75/75. Life is about 1400 with Lvl 16 BO. Stats are 45 Str/90 Dex/170ish Vit unmodified. Headline text SenSitive no like shopping. In fact, SenSitive hate shopping. When SenSitive a rich, retired barbarian singing in Lut Vegas, then SenSitive is going to hire personal shopper. Maybe damn liar Charsi girl be SenSitive's shopper. She no damn good as blacksmith. Me sorry. Hrawwwwhhh!!! Hwunnhhhh!!! SenSitive just tired from shopping. Tired from shopping and poking and singing. Me need big tankards of Malah Lite(tm). It taste great and it less filling! Hrrraaawhhh!!! SenSitive finished with shameless product placement now. Big trouble is, Malah Lite(tm) only sold in Harrogath, Harrogath, it my kind of town! Sorry, SenSitive practicing for Lut Vegas again. SenSitive have to get to Harrogath somehow. Do you know the way to Harrogath, SenSitive be away so long, dontcha know! Hrrrawwwhhhhh!!! SenSitive have too many songs in head. Should never learn to sing. SenSitive shop for one and one half hours this morning and best SenSitive come up with is two +2 warcries kris pokers. No cruel cinquedaras for poor SenSitive. Still have poky slow rondel. But SenSitive think SenSitive ready to go home to Harrogath. Hhhhrrrruunnnwwhhhh!!! SenSitive go down to the River of Flame. He prepared and wear lots of sunblock. No need dexterity for sunblock. But it capped at 75% anyways. Where SenSitive get these crazy ideas. Me need to see doctor. Doctor, doctor give SenSitive the news, me gots a bad case of Maggot Blues. Bad singing make maggot go away. Big Urdars there too. They need song and lots of poking. Whole lotta poking going on!!! Hrrawwwwhhh!!! SenSitive find HellForge and find Hephaesto is ExtraStrong. That okay! Hraawwwwhhh!!! Lotsa poking and SenSitive piddle on smoking husk! Me sorry, SenSitive drink lots of potions here and had to go very bad. Me go back and do it again after SenSitive gets a Pul. Bad HellForge. Anybody wants it? SenSitive stash very full. SenSitive wish could hire a packmule. SenSitive have surprisingly easy time in Chaos Sanctuary. SenSitive runs around and make big audience. Him say 'Come hear SenSitive sing!' and everybody gather round. SenSitive get worried then, because everything try to poke SenSitive. Everybody is a critic! Hrrrawwwwhhh!!! SenSitive then sing big song, and then drink and then sing encores. Sometimes many, many encores. Then all monsters give SenSitive a laying down ovation. No clapping. Oh well. Hwunnhhhh!!! Lots of free concerts in the Chaos Sanctuary until nobody left but Diablo. SenSitive no like that fight. Me think that Diablo is deaf or wear ear plugs and he laugh and laugh at SenSitive little poker. SenSitive start to hear voices all around. There be screaming and pushing and SenSitive hearing 'Drink a potion Dad!!!' and 'Buy some armor, Dad!!!'. SenSitive send voices to clean their rooms and SenSitive kill Diablo in peace. SenSitive onwz joo Diablo!!! Hrrrawwhhhhh!!! SenSitive get blue war hat and blue bone wand for all that trouble. No boss monsters drop anything for SenSitive. That okay. One day, SenSitive be big name singer in Lut Vegas and buy own Windforce on E-Bay. SenSitive 48 when he do all this. Go have a Malah Lite(tm) now. Sorry Russtovich. You need to guess 49 and Frigid Highlands now. Then maybe guess 50 and Arreat Plateau after that. Tee hee :D Hrrraawwwwhhhh!!! Headline text SenSitiveSkin reporting in for quick report. Good things and bad things. Good things. SenSitive kill bad Shenk, bad Eldritch, bad Thresh Socket, bad... you get picture. Hrawwwhhhhh!!! SenSitive also get Wp all the way to Glacial Trail and rescue Barbarians and Anya :D Hraawwwunnnhhhhh!!! SenSitive is 50 and no has to go back into Crystalline Passage so Russtovich lose again. Hrwaahhahahahahahahaha ;) SenSitive going to go kill Nihlatahk next. Stomp pasty white betrayer of Harrogath and so-so-politician. But very bad thing happen. SenSitive crafting belt and two more amulets with gems SenSitive collect. Very stinky. SenSitive make big mistake and use +14 resist all jewel in craft instead of junk jewel, cuz SenSitive is stoopid and no pay attention. Now SenSitive crying. Dumb Dum Dummm. Hwunnnhhhhh!!!! SenSitive also not shop good poker yet and take so long to poke monsters. The sun will come up tomorrow! Hrawaraaarraahhh!!! Bet your naked bottom that tomorrow will be here. Hwunhhhh!!! Little Orphan Anya taught SenSitive that song. Good bye. SenSitive go poke somebody now. Headline text SenSitive still no can believe it. SenSitive in shock. SenSitive killed dead thing called Pindleskin and go into temple to find Congressman Nihlatahk. SenSitive find many many Bull men with big axes in temple. SenSitive poke them lots and bad Bull men go to sleep. SenSitive kill lots and lots and finally find stairs. Then SenSitive poke and sing and make lots of Hork-a-Cola till SenSitive find the WayPoint. Then SenSitive say, 'What the heck. Keep going. Today good day to die.' SenSitive go down to bottom of temple. It smell bad down there. Bad fire. SenSitive have bad feeling and SenSitive not know where to scratch. Many many monsters and SenSitive make lots of Hork-a-Cola. SenSitive very fast at turning monsters into potions. Practice practice practice. Hwunhhhhh!!! SenSitive find where bad smell come from. Nihlatahk there. SenSitive no like this pasty skinny congressman. SenSitive not vote for him in last Harrogath election. SenSitive call him 'Slick Nilly'. SenSitive try to do a good job bringing everyone out of room where Nihlatahk is giving boring speech. Him have press conference with all bad monsters. Say he fix roads in Frozen Tundra if elected again. Say he bomb Kurast. Him full of hot air. Him say 'I did not cast hex on that woman'. SenSitive go and start poking bad man. Bad man make more monsters and turn them into red puffy monsters. MOnsters blow up and hurt SenSitive and then SenSitive have to make them into Hork-a-Cola very fast before Nihlatahk blow them up again. SenSitive not always fast. Then bad things happen. Congressman Nihlatahk look at SenSitive and say 'Why, Mr. SenSitive, you don't smell as bad as you did a seconds ago. Are you using Arreat Extra Dry?'. Then SenSitive smell stinky armpits and they not very stinky anymore. Then SenSitive notice that life ball and mana ball both full to top and SenSitive not drink any potions. SenSitive say 'Oh, Oh, better get BO'. Then Congressman introduces a Bill and also Bill's brother Bob and casts an Ampilfy Damage curse on SenSitiveSkin. SenSitive feeling very sensitive now. Then Bill and Bob both turn into red blobby lobbyists and lobby SenSitive with two big cold blasts. SenSitive try very fast to cast BO, drink a purple bottle of Hork-a-Cola and make potions out of dead lobbyists before 'Slick Nilly' blows them up. Hrrrrraaawwwhhhhhh!!!!! Gulp! HwunhhhhHHhh!!! Kabooooom!!! Poke Poke Poke Goodbye Mr. Congressman. No chance for re-election this year. Hwunnnnhhhhhh!!! Still nobody drop SenSitive anything good. Next thing on SenSitive list is visit old people at Summit Nursing Home. SenSitive go make lots of Hork-a-Cola before him goes to visit there. SenSitive like to drink with old people, swap stories and compare skin lesions. Hopefully Sunday night, SenSitive have nice time there. Still only level 50. Hopefully SenSitive got a few people scared with this story. SenSitive must go throw up now. Headline text SenSitiveSkin have another tale to tell. SenSitive make lots of Hork-a-Cola and SenSitive go down to Worldstone Waypoint. SenSitive very determined, very smelly and very brave. Him only 54 and decide to kill Baal now and level later. SenSitive go and find Throne Room and kill all the monsters and turn 55. Coleslawenzo was handled by SenSitive by Taunting them away. Taunt most powerful cry in the game. One Shaman look at the other and say, 'Oh look, a smelly Barbarian with a little poky dagger just called Fred a bad name. Look at Fred go. Holy crap!'. Then Shaman say, 'Oh dang! He just said something particularly rude to me as well. Excuse me while I go and get poked.' SenSitive just call them all over and poke and turn them to potions. Then SenSitive goes and makes coleslaw out of Coleslawenzo. Him was FE/LE. Then SenSitive do same thing with all the mummies. He then go and kill Achmel. Him was something forgettable. SenSitive no can remember his mods. SenSitive do remember trying to pick up gloves that Achmel drop and was trying to rearrange inventory when Bartuc spawned. Stoopod noob mistake by SenSitive. Bartuc was CE/LE so SenSitive waste lots of blues and just spammed WarCry like a lamer. SenSitive then Taunt all Balrogs out like smart guy and kill them all good. The boss was as forgettable as Achmel. SenSitive can't even remember his name. Does anyone know his name? Hrawarrahhhh!!! Him just guy before Lister. Then SenSitive does shameful thing. SenSitive parks Lister because Lister was Holy Freeze and SenSitive scared like he some dagger-carrying-naked-no mercenary-no shield lame build of a Barb instead of the bad-a$$ that he really is. Hwunnnhhhhh!!! Don't tell anybody. Fight with Baal go on for very long time. It be an epic struggle for the ages and should have been on pay-per-view. SenSitive try to bite Baal's ear off but too many horns on that guy. SenSitive no want to chip teeth. Hwunnnnhhhhh!!! SenSitive pokes long time and even has to kill Baal's double two times. But SenSitive win big fight and is now Conqueror SenSitiveSkin. Me so big happy. SenSitive go into Hell and checks resists. They all 25/5/61/40. SenSitive like that for start. Not feel so bad that he accidentally cubed his +14 Resist All jewel. SenSitive decide to level in Nightmare until Natural Resists is at 13. Then SenSitive have another 16% with resists. That mean SenSitive will have max LR when SenSitive starts Hell. Gives SenSitive some gear flexibility. SenSitive make hard decision and sockets +20 Resist Circlet and puts Ith rune in it for 15% damage to mana. Now SenSitive number for vulpine is 23% total. Then SenSitive gets Anya to personalize it so all quests closed in Nightmare. SenSitive plan is to make money in Nightmare and then gamble Kris in Hell. He will gamble them en mass. That may make a a good Kris-mass present for SenSitive. It doesn't look like Charsi or Gheed sell Kris at all, only Blades. SenSitive no want a Blade. Elite version too many requirement and weapon is too slow. Maybe Fara sell Kris and SenSitive get lucky and find Fanged Knife he wants in Act 2. If SenSitive gets desperate, he will go to Act 2 and find out. Maybe someone tell him. Always voices in SenSitive head. Right now SenSitive is just too happy. He beat Baal in Nightmare with crappy poker. All things seem possible to SenSitive now. Headline text SenSitive is almost 57 now and very bored of Nightmare levelling already. So SenSitive going to Hell, hear voices saying 'Mlvl/Clvl Sen'. SenSitive just want to play. Him kill ES/FE/Spectral Corpsefire already and get Cold Plains WP. Having heap more fun. Hrawwwwhhhh!!! Hope to kill Andy tonight. If not, be dead. Hwunhhhhh!!! More later, and thanks voices for all nice things they say too. SenSitive blushing. From pudgy naked cheeks at the top to pudgy naked cheeks at other end. Bwwoootttt! Ooops. War Cry come out wrong end. It called Clear Room. Headline text Ick!!! SenSitiveSkin thinking this one over... SenSitive can think sometimes, ususally during full moon or heightened sunspot activity. Ouch! SenSitive said too big words. Hwunnnhhhhh!!! SenSitive thinking because him step out of Cold Plains WP and get greeted by big mess. Bishibosh standing there and he Holy Shock, and that make SenSitive say ouchie ouchie ouchie. SenSitive run back and find Champion pack of Shamans. Hide in corner and start Taunting and Horking. Soon go fight Bishi and him Mana Burn too :) Bwooootttt!!! SenSitive kill Bishibosh and then kill Champions and Possessed Shamans. Make lots of Hork-a-Cola and then take two steps into Boss Spear women pack. She ES, PI, FE and that okay fight. But everybody so close to WP that SenSitive go ickyyy! Too many Big Hork-a-Colas get used here. Too bad! SenSitive finished thinking and keep going. Go and kill Blood Raven and having much fun in Hell. More later. Headline text Decorator is SenSitive hero. Him reason that SenSitive talk so good. Hwrrraaaahhhh!!! SenSitive have very bad tale of woe and it be about that damn liar THIEVING Charsi girl. SenSitive having merry old time in Hell. Him sing and poke and sing and poke and poke and sing. Hwunhhhh!!! Him go get Deckard and kill Countess and go kill Smith and get Malus for Charsi. SenSitive go back to town and think it pretty funny that SenSitive carry malus in hand where shield supposed to go on smart Barbarians. Him going to give Charsi the malus like it bunch of flowers. SenSitive want to do this for Charsi because she tell SenSitive that she like Barbarians. So SenSitive go to all trouble of killing PI Smith to get malus and give like flowers. Only she liar. She no like Barbarian. She leave Malus in SenSitive hand and TAKE SENSITIVE POKER AWAY! She say 'Oh thankyou for returning the Malus' and then she take SenSitive Rondel instead. She not say 'Oh thankyou for this lovely poker', she not say anything. So SenSitive talk to her again and then she take Malus away. Oh SenSitive so sad. Him not know what to do. She not even try to sell it back to him. She evil. I think she great granddaughter of Lord DeSeiss. She bad girl. First steal heart, then steal poker! Damn evil liar thieving Charsi DeSeiss!!! Bwwoooottt!!! Bwooooottt!!! Bwwwwooooooooooottttttt on her!!! YO FOO FOO YO FOO FOO!!! Now SenSitive have to shop and get poker right now. SenSitive have to poke with crap for sure!!! SenSitive come to Hell to get good poker, not to get good poker stolen. SenSitive have to think about this one. SenSitive never ever hear of this happening. I bet when SenSitive get white Fanged Knife for Charsi to imbue, she will give SenSitive crappy mods like Charges of Weaken or Replenish Life +2 or 3% Life Leech and 42% ED to Undead. She so bad that SenSitive call her High Lady of All That is Cruddy. She is the Crud on that stick to Crud's shoes. Damn!!! Headline text Hrrrrraaawwhhhhhh!!! SenSitive take 400,000 gold over to Gheed and gamble on every poker that shows up. Get garbage and SenSitive left with 70,000. So SenSitive goes to Act4 NM and buys a 20% IAS 15-31 damage cinquedaras from pretty lady. It not such good poker. Not nice like one [i]dang[/i] liar thief Charsi stole. SenSitive still shaking head. She take poker and not Malus. She say thankyou and little [b][color=gold]![/color][/b] stays over her head. SenSitive talk to Charsi 5 or 6 time before SenSitive give up and leave town and come back. She take Malus then. SenSitive notice then that poker gone but SenSitive been out of town so no chance to even look if she has it still. SenSitive kill lots of monsters and find Andariel. She nicer than Charsi. She wave her boobies at SenSitive and then drop him Jalal's Mane and BloodLetter. SenSitive go to Normal and give away to pretty zons. So SenSitive in Act 2 now and go kill Radamant tomorrow so Russtovich can spend night awake waiting and waiting. SenSitive shop in Lut Gholien before do that. Fara girl sell Kris in store and maybe Elzik too. SenSitive have some money and gonna shop till have +3 WarCry pokers and a nice poker for berserking. Get rid of yucky poker. Then kill Raddy and laugh at Russ. Maybe go Bwwwoootttt at Russ. Him always make nice poems though. SenSitive like them. Headline text SenSitive so mad at BattleNet. SenSitive so mad that SenSitive could scream. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SenSitive yell and scream and SenSitive still mad. This worse than any lag death I ever had. This worse than being PK'd by a Hydra Sorc. This worse than any muling accident. This even worse than Charsi stealing SenSitive little old 22-55 poker. SenSitive is walking down to kill Raddy this morning. SenSitive kill all bad monsters and have half of level 3 clear. Hrawwwhhhhh!!! Big pack of zombies and SenSitive kill them by Taunting away from boss. Only boss left. He is Mana Burn and PI and SenSitive hate those. They take so long. But SenSitive poke away with little poker till zombie boss is dead. So SenSitive do what SenSitive always do to boss. He hork Find Item. Hwunhhhh!!! 'Is this a dagger I see before me?' 'Out, out damn spot!!!' Stupid monster has Heart Carver in his guts and SenSitive find it. Crap Crap Crap. So now SenSitive have dagger of his dreams. Spent all night shopping. Bought two Fanged knives for when SenSitive turn 62. One for cubing, the other with 5% chance for Amp Damage. Bought 10% ED Cinquedaras to use in between. Now SenSitive look at this dagger and SenSitive no want to use it. It too good for SenSitive. It screw up lame characetr build and make him uber. Stupid BNet. They pick now to break the unwritten rule that what you really need will never drop for you. SenSitive going to mule it so it be part of the prize I think. Headline text He also has had some bizarre things happen. My accidental cubing of the Scintillating +14 Resist All Jewel springs to mind. And then there is his hate/hate relationship with Charsi. His luck with Charsi is something no none could possibly make up. She has given me the two single most crappy imbues I've ever had with a character and then she went and stole my rondel when I tried to return the malus. I can't wait to see what my Hell imbue looks like. This Heart Carver thing really does bug me. It isn't as nice as the knife I have planned for him. Either he'll get a nice imbue on a Fanged Knife from Charsi or I'll shop a high % ED one from someone. I have a +10 min damage jewel that I'll socket in it. It'll be a pretty nice, very fast poker for him. I think I'll keep the plan in mind and keep working for my final, planned weapon. The thing that bugs me about the Heart Carver is it isn't custom and I never planned on it. I have real mixed emotions on it. I found it fair and square, so why not use it? If I found a similar rare or a cruel fanged knife with Find Item I would probably be jumping up and down with glee. Maybe I'm just prejudiced because it's a unique and it's so like dagger-barb-in-a-can. I know I'm rambling. I can't believe I'm so un-twink focused that I am having a moral dilemma about using an item that I found. I wish it wouldn't have dropped. (Maybe it's BNet's way of saying sorry for having Charsi steal my knife, LOL). I was so mad that I quit the game after I ID'd it without finishing Raddy. After 30 minutes of fighting my way down there. Headline text I feel like I'm hijacking the thread, I'm so sorry :( I've thought of a few things. 1) Use it to level in NM and then return to Hell at 62 and start using the fanged knives I shopped. Make pgems in NM while I'm at it and cube the heck out of the knife. This will let me not use for questing, etc... and give me a chance to have a better weapon when I return to Hell (not counting the yummy 35% Deadly Strike which is a lovely mod for a Barb without a weapons mastery). This will feel too much like twinking though, even though it's mine. 2) Save it for a later level like Tantara suggested. I better have something similar (or better) by the time I get to Harrogath if I do my shopping, cubing right. 3) Mule it. This seems like a crime since there are probably a few unused ones already there and I feel mine deserves a somewhat better fate. Sitting in a zombie boss stomach would have been a better fate than rusting on a mule. 4) Use it now. It's just simply too big of a jump in damage for my likely. It will ruin the feel of my character. Heck, it may even get me killed because I'll lose some of the sense of danger/caution I have. Going from a 19-42 damage cinq to a 49-100 plus weapon with 35% DS will be too much of an upset for me. 5) Give it away. To a good home or as part of the contest. That feels right. 6) Use it to kill Radamant just to pee off Russtovich :) ;) Nah... Headline text I put it on the mule that holds the Sigon's and the Tal's Mask. It'll go to the prize winner. They can look at it and say 'That dang SenSitive woulda made it with this thing. Stoopid Sen!' :D In a few minutes I'll go kill Raddy and call it a day. If I find another one, I'll take the hint and use it ;) This is the last you'll hear from John. The next voice you hear will be that of SenSitiveSkin... Hmm, me wake up and have a bad dream. Dream me find Big Poker. Then wake up and it not there. Hmmm, nice dream though. Hrrrraawwwhhhh!!! Go sing and poke now :) Headline text SenSitive just type two page update and it goes bye bye when SenSitive hit bad key. Hrraawwwhhhh!!! No want to type blow-by-blow of fight again but say this... Radamant very mean dude. Him EF/ES/CE/Cursed. Him smack SenSitive around lots and almost kill poor Barb dead. Russtovich would like to watch that fight. SenSitive use 22 Purple Hork-a-Colas and too many Red ones to count. Hwunnnnhhhhh!!! It tough to fight EF/ES strong monster when SenSitive is green, blue and have pretty curse on head. And only 10% Cold Resist. Bad fight but Radamant all poked out. SenSitive wish he kept big mouth shut and kept Heart Carver. One thing for sure, SenSitive go back to NM till him 62 and can use Fanged Knife he shop. Him need much better poker that for sure! Bwooootttt!!! Headline text SenSitive sit down and have another think. Him think hard about fight with Radamant. Him look at poker he use and know that little poker almost get SenSitive killed. SenSitive know why he shop so hard. It because SenSitive way behind schedule for finding mid-game weapon. SenSitive know end-game weapon is Cruel Fanged Knife but was hoping that mid-game weapon be Cruel Cinquedaras. SenSitive playing in Hell with early game weapon. SenSitive know that Heart Craver is good mid-game weapon. SenSitive should just be happy that something good happen to him, even if SenSitive was really surprised. If SenSitive shop or find a Cruel Cinquedaras it would be very similar to Heart Carver and SenSitive would use it in a second. So SenSitive dream Heart Carver back into stash from dreamland where SenSitive dreamt it to. SenSitive put it on and it look nice in big meaty paw. Now SenSitive does not have to level in boring NM Ice Caves. Too chilly for naked tushie. SenSitive go back to Act 2 Hell and play in desert. SenSitive do have a very nice story from levelling this morning. Him meet other Barbarian named CreamScreamer, played by voice named Flexable. Very big bad Barb and wear lots of shiny things. Fleaxble take all clothes off and grab a poker and then two naked Barbs are running around Frigid Highlands, Taunting and poking and yelling. Hrrrrawwwhhhh!!! Look like twins! Flexable say he scared to see what father look like, LOL. SenSitive more worried what mother look like. When SenSitive and Flexable were born, doctor take look at babies and slap the mother! Hwunhhhhh!!! Hope SenSitive have fun with Maggot Place and Temple Place that Deckard tell about. Hrraaawwwhhhhh!!! Good place to try out Hearty. Poke lots with Hearty tonight!!! HwunhhhhHH!!! So sorry that SenSitive waffle back and forth and be boring whiner. No more complaining if find nice gear. Try to hork up BlackBog's Sharp now :) Hrrraawwwhhhh!!! Headline text RRRrrraaawwwwhhh!!! SenSitive like desert. SenSitive go this morning and get Dry Hills WP and Halls of Dead WP. SenSitive not know why he is Halls. Have Cube. Hwunhhh!!! Want all WPs though and need practice against Mummies and Skeletons. SenSitive even play in game with 2 other people and show pretty dancing yo-yo red bulb to everyone. Voice sound like Diagamma go 'Drink!' and SenSitive apologize for making hearts go boom. Drink more Purples after that when get down to 1/3 instead of to 20 hp :) Bad habit, that. Bwooottttt!!! Hearty work pretty darn good! Hrraawwhhhhh!!! Hwunhhhhh!!! SenSitive like his Hearty. It have cool side benefits that SenSitive not notice. SenSitive always before switch to two +2 warcry kris for Horking after fight. Now SenSitive have +4 on Hearty and can Hork during fight. So much fun! SenSitive not have to park any bosses, but so many bosses all lumped together, like they have Boss Convention. SenSitive turn corner and always two boss packs overlapping. Scared to WarCry anywhere there are missile bosses so SenSitive take lots of hits trying to read mods. Tough to read mods outside with yellow sand and yellow words. Hrraaawwhhhhh!!! Nice to one or two hit kill things when SenSitive playing in game by self. Nice to be in Hell and see exp bar move. Hwwunnnhhhh!!! SenSitive turn 59 this morning and now has 11 in Nat Res, 13 in Berserk, 20 in BO and 10 in WarCry. Going to put 2 more in Nat Res next and then finish Zerk. Then maybe pump BattleCry some for things that can't be stunned for duration. Hrraawwwhhhh!!! SenSitive thinking about everyone predictions. SenSitive will park any boss that will one hit me if he can. This mainly mean Conv LE or MSLE bosses although SenSitive have 73 in LR at the moment. SenSitive hate to leave boss unkilled because SenSitive like to Hork all bosses. So SenSitive try and kill everything. SenSitive will jump Bremm at Act3 guarantee. Then maybe work backwards and kill if SenSitive like his mods. SenSitive will probably park Lister if he get that far. Maybe Bartuc. SenSitive not go into Swampy Pit so no bet on it. Hwunhhhhh!!! SenSitive must kill Nih before Ancients and must kill Ancients if want to see Baal because no cheese last WP. SenSitive find it very tough to make Guardian so don't get hopes up. SenSitive have no hope. Poor SenSitive. And SenSitive hate to level up so not be 80 before him see Old People at Summit. That for sure. Hwunhhhhhh!!! Make lots of Hork-a-Cola is only hope. 100 Colas mean SenSitive have 200,000 life for Ancient fight. Headline text SenSitive have lots of stories this morning. Hrrrawwwhhhh!!! Hwunhhhhhh!!! Ruh Roh!!! Him start off at Dry Hills WP and walk and poke and chew gum and walk... oops... fall down and bite tongue... an the Senitiv fine Fah Asis an the pok summor. Ouch! Hrrraawwwwhhhh!!! SenSitive find Maggot Lair and then walk around a bit with Flexable Paladin. SenSitive find WP and say 'bye' to nice Pally and go down to Maggots. SenSitive sing and poke and poke and sing and kill lots of Beetles. SenSitive actually kill three Boss Beetle Packs today. All fun. SenSitive find Might-Enchanted Extra-Fast Lightning-Enchanted Itchy pack and poor skin asks SenSitive to go away. But SenSitive poke and sing and Itchies all gone and now SenSitive scratch and scratch. SenSitive have no big problems to get Staff. SenSitive then go into Lost City and SenSitive scared of dark. SenSitive also scared of all Zombies that are Magic Immune. One Might pack of Zombies make SenSitive run away. Shame. SenSitive decide to keep running and find WP very fast. Not like this place. SenSitive find Temple and go downstairs to big stair trap. Hwunnhhhh!!! Viper Boss pack right at stairs. Boss is Extra-Strong Cold-Enchanted and Holy Freeze. Why Blizzard give SenSitive all Cold-Enchanteds today. They must know that SenSitive have 10 or 15 Cold Resists. Bwwoooottt!!! Too bad can't do Warm Room at same time as Clear Room. Very tough fight. Then SenSitive go around corner and find Conviction FE/CE Viper pack. Oh Bwwwooootttt!!! SenSitive run again. Run lots and lots and reach dead end room. Run past 10,563 monsters to get there and they all follow SenSitive. Cast TP and take long run back to Temple. Go back downstairs and SenSitive find all monsters chase SenSitive except Conv/CE/FE Viper Boss. Good AI! Now SenSitive wish that SenSitive had HI. But las, Human Intelligence in short supply in SenSitive gene pool. SenSitive glad no diving board at the shallow end of the gene pool or SenSitive family tree would have been uprooted long time ago. SenSitive run again this time other direction and boss no follow SenSitive again so SenSitive slow down and start poking again. Have fun and find Level 2. SenSitive decide to get Amulet first and fight second so SenSitive not have to come down here twice so SenSitive go Leap Attack onto to altar. Anyone ever see Fangskin spawn on the platform? Well, now SenSitive has. SenSitive big dummy and should be dead. SenSitive leap back off and count heartbeats. Well try to count them, because SenSitive no can count past 200. Hrrraawwwhhhhh!!! SenSitive running short on time before work so SenSitive run all the way to collect Palace and Arcane WPs. So SenSitive try to get Summoner and Duriel this weekend. Hwunnnhhhhh!!! SenSitive sit and wonder how to poke HF Duriel with Berserk? And live. Must make lots of Hork-a-Cola in Arcane, SenSitive suppose, and fight with inventory open. SenSitive no think him can hit and hurt anyone without using Berserk. Not liking thought of that fight. Oh well, gotta die sometime. Hrrrraaaawwwhhhhh!!! Headline text If Tantara no want to think about Duriel, then think about story SenSitive have back from time in Harrogath during NM. ...begin eerie flashback effects... SenSitive running around and Thresh Socket hitting SenSitive too fast and Red Hork-a-Cola not work fast enough. So SenSitive say 'need a break' and LeapAttack right into cage with other Barbs. SenSitive start to talk to other Barbs. 'Ugh! And welcome to jail. You have no clothes on' 'I know. Hrraawwwhhhh!!! SenSitive is naked dagger berserker.' 'That nice. Hey can you pick up the soap?' 'Hwunnnhhhh!!! You think SenSitive stoopid? SenSitive already learn that joke in the other two cages.' 'Oh well, no blame Barb for trying. You rescue us?' 'Sure. But why you no Leap out yourselves?' 'We working on right side of Combat Tree.' 'Oh, then why not TP out?' 'We can't. The bamboo of the cage create temporal flux which interfere with our portals.' 'Mine work... See... take mine.' 'Sorry, we only party with people we know.' 'Okay, SenSitive punch door of cage open for you and you walk out and TP home.' 'Wow! Why didn't we think of that?' 'Stoopid Barbs. Oh look, you drop your soap. SenSitive pick up for you.' ...end eerie flashback effects... Headline text Hrrraaawwwhhhhhh!!! SenSitiveSkin turned 60 today in the Spider Forest in Act 3. Fight with Summoner very easy, fight with Duriel take 6 Reds and 4 Purple Hork-a-Colas. Could have done with only Reds but SenSitive only take 6 and rest in Purples. Then SenSitive go on boat and get seasick. End up in Kurast. Too many mosquitos. SenSitive go for victory lap in Jungle and find Spider Cavern right away. Him go down and Conviction Sszzaarrkk wake up while SenSitive fighting Boss Spider and Boss Shocking Bat. SenSitive try to stay and fight but run out of potions. SenSitive hitting Purple and no Purples there. SenSitive lucky he get out. Only SSzzaarrkk alive but SenSitive decide to quit. SenSitive no happy looking at life bulb and see only 49 life points, no potions and curse light on head. That very bad feeling. Hwwwunnnhhhh!!! SenSitive go back in game again and have happier time in Act 3. Get Bird Quest, find Spider WP and then find Spider Cavern again. This time, SenSitive fight smart and get lucky with Sszzaarrkk. Sszzaarrkk drop a pretty ring for SenSitive. It called Dwarf Star, but SenSitive call it 'I've got horseshoes up my butt' :). SenSitive very happy to find this ring. Make fight with Diablo very much easier later on. Right after this, SenSitive turn 60 and quit till tomorrow night. SenSitive try and finish Act 3 tomorrow. Hrrraawwwhhhhh!!! Headline text SenSitiveSkin work very hard today. Have very happy things and very sad things to say. Say sad thing first. SenSitive was in AbasinHCHell today and was doing great in big game. Got to see three friends lose their characters in Cows :( SenSitive very sad and voice that sounds like Colton boy says 'Dad they died' and six-year-old boy starts crying. SenSitive gives respect to good friends who had bad time in Cows. Hrrrraaawwwhhhhh!!! Good thing is SenSitive find all WPs and do all quests in Jungle. SenSitive say Hello Mephisto and then Goodbye Mephisto and now SenSitive in Pandemonium Fortress. SenSitive also turn 62. Hwunhhhhhh!!! Very tough fights included the first two levels of Flayer Jungle. SO MANY FLAYERS!!! SenSitive no think it possible. Hrrraaawwwhhhh!!! Also very tough fight was Ruined Temple, because Wailing Beasties are immune to Berserking. Lots of mob-splitting to do there. Council was pretty fast fight and not too tough, but SenSitive manage to fight only one monster at a time there. One on one against SenSitive usually mean dead monster. Hrrraaawwwwhhhh!!! Let see if Hephaesto and Diablo think that way. Bwwooootttt!!! SenSitive not see much of Blur-ance. He run so fast and put thousands of MF Runs to good use. Run Blur-ance 1 and find stairs. Run Blur-ance 2 and find WP. Then run again and find Blur-ance 3. All one big blur. SenSitive jump moat and see Bremm is ManaBurn and say, 'Lucky Bremm, me no kill you today. You very lucky, ha ha'. Then SenSitive just kill Mephisto. Drink 6 Reds and 6 Purples. Finish with empty belt. Ddwwaarrff Ssttaarr that Sszzaarrkk drop very handy. SenSitive only have 30 FR at the moment but SenSitive could stand in Shaman fire without damage. Made Jungle not so bad. Like Ddwwaarrff Ssttaarr. Good ring. Hrraaaawwwhhhh!!! Mephisto drop SenSitive a Cathan's Ring. Main gear SenSitive looking for, gambling for is new Amulet with FR and CR. Have a Sol rune so maybe get to craft something soon. Maybe Hellforge be good to SenSitive. Took Coronet down to Charsi for imbue and SenSitive get same old same old. Charsi not worth writing about anymore. She stinky and so are all imbues for SenSitive. Still laughing that she steal SenSitive poker. That so funny to her. SenSitive go 'Lalalalalala, no hear Charsi, Lalalalala' and never see her again. SenSitive maybe level a bit in Act 4 Plains. Level 62 seem low to SenSitive for going to Diablo. Maybe not hit him so good. Need better FR too. LR is 75 :D CR is 18 :( PR is 35 :) Maybe do first two quests and then level. Almost done Berserk. BO is done, NatResist has 13 and gets no more. WarCry is 10 and is probably down. SenSitive maybe build BattleCry after Berserk for Bosses and Champions. Not for Might and Fanaticism Bosses. That is what legs are for. Hwwuunnnhhhh!!! Headline text SenSitiveSkin stalling out in River of Flame. SenSitive can handle monsters okay but resets if get maggots. Hrrraaawwhhhh!!! Too tedious and not fun. Good for potions though. Hwunnhhhh!!! Have done ten runs in ROF and SenSitive is now 64. SenSitive find Hephaesto most times but always get bad mods. Cursed or CE/EF or LE. SenSitive hoping for Teleport and FE. SenSitive running out of Purple, in fact, run right out. Too many tries at poking Heph to see what is gonna work. SenSitive try ES/EF Heph once. That was not good. Best try so far was LE Heph, if you can believe it because Heph spawned next to a LR Shrine. But only 1/3 done when shrine run out and all Purples gone so SenSitive give up and roll new River. Sing a new song... "Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' a new River..." SenSitive gonna play in the Act4 Plains till have lots of Purples again, then going to try Heph fight again. This could get very boring for poor SenSitive. Maybe shop Cruel Fanged knife now, too. Everyone may not hear from SenSitive in a long time. At least SenSitive get some playing time tonight and tomorrow night. Hraaawwwwhhhh!!! Headline text Here's one by thenix88... [quote]Level 63, trying to level in Hell Mode. Well, that's how I died... thenix88, although retired, twobitmage can have my prizes B)[/quote] ...and another by Jminnis [quote]Level 65. Hell CS. MSLEB OK. Nothing but net. Seriously, good luck! Here's hoping you find a nice Spineripper early on. [/quote] Eerily close to the truth... SenSitiveSkin feeling pretty good. Skin finally not itchy, skin finally not scratchy, skin not sensitive at all. That cuz SenSitive have no skin. Hrrraaawwwhhhh!!! Hwunnhhhhh!!! Bwoooottttt!!! Skin actually making nice rug on floor of River of Flame and SenSitive up in Valhalla having a beer with SenDuranceKid and Berserkin. Nice guys, although a little grey. Like SenSitive. Hrrraaawwwhhh!!! Only poking SenSitive do now is poke fun at all new ghosts who come to Valhalla. SenSitive levelling in Hell at level 64, in ROF. Big pack of Abyss Knights come on screen. SenSitive try and Taunt them but SenSitive get hit with Multiple Cold Balls. Boss must have been MS because SenSitive get hit with many powerful balls of cold after half of pack Taunted and dead. SenSitive cold resist was 18 and SenSitive lost life too fast to hit Rejuv before next wave come and then SenSitive cold frozen Barbsicle just like Decorator. thenix88 is the winner because he closest. But Jminnis very close with monster type and level as well. SenSitive feel very happy, like he accomplish something. SenSitive figured no way to get past Hephaesto anyways so SenSitive feel like he go as far as he could anyways. Time for a new project, without so much danger. :) Headline text SenSitive Skin was perfecting his game, Running up and down in the River of Flame. But he just couldn’t shake a thought in his head, What was it again that Russtovich said? OK R OK, what was that supposed to mean? While unbeknownst to Sen, death was lurking off screen. Great Balls of Fire (not!) headed Sens way, A pack of Abyss Knights were going to make their own day. Sen fought hard, he felled them one by one, But the Boss Knight smiled to show he wasn’t done. Multi gobs of ice froze poor SenSitive stiff, While his numb brain was screaming “It shouldn’t end like this!” As his body lay stiffening for that final resting place, A final ghostly thought brought a smile to his face. At least one good thing came out of this knight, He’d proved that Russtovich wasn’t bloody right! :o Russ